I was playing with my Sims again last night. I decided to built a house for the Journaler family and see what they would do. It turned out to be pretty funny, so I figured I'd share it with you guys.

As soon as I built the house, each Sim went to do something different. Xeney headed straight for the chemistry lab.

She's got two logic points now.

John Scalzi, appropriately enough, decided to stargaze.

See Joshua up there anywhere?

Eleanor went and painted a picture, as Mar looked on.

Love the buttless chaps, babe.

Jen tossed on her bikini and went for a swim.

She got a body point for this.

And stee headed straight for the television set.

I'm sure that's Temptation Island he's watching.

It all went wrong when stee decided to start cooking for their guests. Instantly, the house was ablaze! Everybody panicked, except visitor Mr. Miyagi, who was thinking, "Hey, man, where's the burger you promised me?"

A milkshake would be good too...

Remarkably, everyone else soon lost interest, except for John Scalzi, who began bravely putting out the flames.

Go, John Scalzi! Go!

Due to poor design of the house (um, oops) and the fact that a whole bunch of people were just standing around chatting in the kitchen, the firefighters couldn't get into the room. It wasn't long before, tragically, John Scalzi and Mar both burst into flames.

They do the YMCA to keep their spirits up as they burn to death.

Corina saw the grim reaper approaching, and pleaded with him to spare the lives of her friends.

Oh, please! They haven't paid this month's rent yet!

It worked, sort of. After a game of rock, paper, scissors, Mar was spared from a firey doom.

Thanks for nothing, Mr. Firefighter.

But our brave hero, John Scalzi, was reduced to a pile of ashes, and promptly put into a fetching urn.

Jen and Corina mourn.

The residents of the house mourned for a while, until suddenly, simultaneously, they all realized three things. One, stee was the only man left in the house. Two, the competition had just gotten really fierce. And three... stee was wearing only his underwear.

John who?

Which fair maiden will win stee's heart? Which fair maidens will win each other's hearts? Did stee deliberately catch the house on fire to eliminate his competition? What will the genie do to this bunch? And will anyone remember poor John Scalzi now?

Gillian Anderson comes over to mourn.
Eleanor and John Scalzi watch TV.

"She linked me
everyone came for
"blow job face."

(Ha ha ha
no pun intended
sorry, y’all.)"