Please note that the index for the mo pie Sims is HERE! Thanks for reading!

I was going to save this Sims update for my next entry, but then I thought, what the hey. Let's make it just a Sims entry. That way, if you're sick of the Sims, you don't have to read it. What a good plan!

An interesting event happened to Darth Vader Darkside. Here, he comes home from work (he's a member of the Elite Forces in the Military career track)...

Another day, another rebellion quashed...

...to find that his housemates have thrown him a surprise birthday party!

Evil or not, we love you, Darth!

Back at the Pie-Winslet House of Sluttery, things continue to heat up. And just when I think Mo Winslet-Pie has become as slutty as slutty can be, she surpasses herself. To wit:

Here is Mo Pie, macking on her new husband.

I got me a wife with a nice round ass! Yee-haw!

And trying to seduce Moeyweather Ducky, who is in fact, just another incarnation of herself, while Tim busts a move in the dance cage nearby.

Hey, you're awfully cute. Who DO you remind me of?

(Note: the Ducky family was created by Bruce. He named Moeyweather based on an old joke between us: he used to read me the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale and change the names. Thus, Maleficent became Mo-leficent, and Merriweather became Moeyweather. I want you to know that so far, Moeyweather is resisting Mo Pie's inveigling charms. I guess not all versions of me turn out to be sluts.)

Mo Pie has turned out to be not only a slut, but a swinger. On this sultry evening, she hops out of her heart shaped vibrating bed, after an evening of rollicking sex with her wife, Kate Winslet...

If I don't jostle the bed, maybe she won't wake up...

...and climbs into the bed of her new husband, Tim Winslet-Pie. (Tim lives in his own little apartment on the Winslet-Pie property, which is spacious and elegant. It will hereafter be known as the Annex of Sluttery.)

Hey, Tim, baby. I'm not NEARLY satisfied yet...

Although I'm not sure how much satisfaction Mo Pie will get from Tim, all that grabbing of ass notwithstanding. Because earlier in the day, Tim made a spectacular conquest of his own. Finally, he and Russell Crowe have found each other!

I love you in a very gay way, you know

I didn't get a picture of this, but immediately after this loving embrace, Mo came over and slapped the hell out of Russell, and kicked him off of her property! So she can have a same sex lover, and her husband can't? Hypocrisy, thy name is Mo Pie.

Anyway, so Mo and Tim smooth things over, and she ends up in Tim's bed. Meantime, Kate knows exactly where Mo Pie went. She heads to the Annex and stands over the bed, wondering what she should do, while Mo Pie dreams of skiing.

Why do I have to be married to such a skanky ho? Why? Why? For the love OF GOD WHY?