The Journalle family (Karen, Lucy, Amy and Mary Ellen) move in, build a Tiki house and throw a party. Their most popular toy is the bubble blower, which looks for all the world like a giant hookah, and makes the Sims (no kidding) giggle madly and hold their heads.

John Ritter, Glue Girl, Lucy and Mar are blowing bubbles. Notice the Random Mime from Hell hovering amidst the bubbles.

Is he zee halluzination? We will never know.

Karen views the statue of David in her bedroom.

"I have to SLEEP in this room?"

Appropriately enough, Amy heads straight to the bookshelf.

"The Dewey decimals are all screwed up on this thing!"

Welcome to the new family in the neighborhood, the Celeb family: Mr. T, Colonel Sanders and Josh.

Colonel Sanders asks Mr. T, "Did you see Judge Judy last night?"

Josh, sporting pink hair and a seriously gay outfit, stands outside the front door. Note the velvet ropes, red carpet, palm trees and industrial warehouse door. It's a killer house.

The hippest guy in Simville. Let the Josh-off begin!

Here, Colonel Sanders feeds the parrot.

This birdseed is covered with a top secret mix of herbs and spices...

The guys invite Samuel Jackson and Willow Darkside over for a pool party. Note the pink bikinis on Mr. T and Josh. The guests seem to approve!

We're in touch with our feminine sides.

The Journaler family just remodeled their house. Here they hang out (with Mr. T) in their country giraffe kitchen.

Love the quilt, love the hay, love everything.

Here Jen, in her bikini, turns the charm on Josh. I'm here to tell you, it wasn't long until they were making out on the catering table.

Your mesh shirt would look great on my floor...

Stee hangs out in the hot tub. John Scalzi hangs out in the ground.

"John, you're the only one I can talk to..."

Finally, at the Pie-Winslet House of Unparalleled Sluttery, Tim and Russell Crowe finally decide to tie the knot.

With Tim clad in a fetching teal tuxedo, the grooms share a kiss.

Mo Pie, upset that there's someone living in the house who's not having sex with her, slaps Russell Crowe around and calls him a dirty whore.

Get out of my house, hussy!

But Russell Crowe isn't standing for any of this. He's standing by his man, come hell or high water. And he's not afraid to beat up a girl...

I was in Gladiator, bitch! You can't talk to me like that!

And everyone was so busy marrying, fucking and slapping everyone else, that nobody remembered to pay the bills. The repo man came by and took their jacuzzi bathtub.

Considering what goes on in this house, the repo guy might want to douse it with a tub of bleach before he tries to sell it...