Choose Your Own Adventure
If you’re looking to pick out a diet for the new year, this rundown of some of the more popular diets makes a good read.
”Remember that girl from high school? The one who desperately wanted to be popular, but her grades were just too good? This diet is like that girl. The Ornish Diet just isn’t faddish enough to draw the kinds of people who will literally try anything – like living on Pez for seven days – to lose weight. Its nutritional theory is too sound...And yet, you can tell Ornish really wishes it had a cool-sounding name like ‘South Beach’ and a celebrity spokesperson like that guy from The Lord of the Rings. (“Life Choice is becoming a real ‘hobbit’ with me!”)
”Remember that girl from high school? The one who desperately wanted to be popular, but her grades were just too good? This diet is like that girl. The Ornish Diet just isn’t faddish enough to draw the kinds of people who will literally try anything – like living on Pez for seven days – to lose weight. Its nutritional theory is too sound...And yet, you can tell Ornish really wishes it had a cool-sounding name like ‘South Beach’ and a celebrity spokesperson like that guy from The Lord of the Rings. (“Life Choice is becoming a real ‘hobbit’ with me!”)
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It could just be that I'm retarded, but when I try to click on links to mopie they never work.
the link doesn'y work
Looks interesting, but the link doesn't work!
The link doesn't work.
Hi Mopie! Link's broken, I'm afraid. Skimming the source quickly, it looks like maybe the culprit is a space between the first quotation mark & the URL in the link code?
Here's the link for others in the meantime. :)
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/living/13578955.htm
-J
Linky no worky.
So sorry about that, all!
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