Star Jones Is A "Skinny Bitch"

The upswell in traffic from people searching for Star Jones tells me that something's brewing with our favorite llama lookalike. In fact, she has a new job at Court TV, and her old friends at The View discussed it today. Rosie even graciously congratulated her:

"We want to wish Star Jones congratulations. She just got a new job with Court TV and she looks beautiful," Rosie said. "She looks wonderful and we wish her all the best."

It was Joy Behar who called her a skinny bitch. But forget all about that, did you see the picture attached to that article? She's definitely uber-skinny and looks like she's had her boobs done. I think she looks better a little heavier but who am I to say? I will say that the ruffled sleeve monstrosity she's wearing is not doing her, or me, or anyone with eyeballs, any favors.