Evil Genius?

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counselors at a weight loss camp for a week, as part of the next season of The Simple Life.

"Sending Richie, the poster child for eating disorders, into a 'fat camp' is just plain obscene, not to mention dangerous. 'Proper eating' consists of more than laxatives and Red Bull, and Paris is no wellness champ either unless, of course, your idea of 'wellness' involves mixing a line of blow with Strawberry Quik to balance its bitter aftertaste."

It's kind of a genius idea in its own way, though. Two people who know nothing about health and who stay thin thanks to drugs, teaching the youth of tomorrow. Let's just hope the youth of tomorrow is... not all that impressionable.