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night, as I was leaving, I remembered the printer. In a fit of pettiness,
and in the hopes of further irritating the Crazy Dog Lady, I left it on.
Today, another (less polite) note appeared: “THIS PRINTER NEEDS TO BE SHUT
OFF EACH NIGHT BEFORE LEAVING.” At the bottom of the note, I wrote,
“I had no idea the printer went out at night. Where does it go?
And if it’s turned on, does it get the other printers in trouble? Thank
god it has you!”
Yep, I’m a smart ass, alright.
I was in my little chat room last night (which can be found at http://www.onelist.com/chat/Blue-Green) talking to some peeps, when my computer crashed. Three times in a row, no less. So to the multitude of B & G readers that were there: I had fun talking with both of you, and I hope we can do it again. Seriously, that’s a fun little feature.
And now, as promised, psychic horoscopes just for you, channeled by my inner Psychic Friend, Cassandra the Enlightened. However, Cassandra has been inhaling sage all day due to twelve consecutive smudging ceremonies, and may have included some astrological signs that don’t exactly exist. Oh, and she says to tell you “blessed be.“ Aries—Have an extra cup of coffee today. You will need all your energy to deal with a crisis that pops up around noon. Talk to a Taurus and you may be able to have a leisurely lunch at two, crisis resolved. A promotion seems likely. Capricorn—You must stop nominating yourself for all the diarist.net awards. The committee isn’t completely clueless, you know. If “Freeballin’” was a real online journal, we would have heard about it by now. Gemini—You look good! But what the hell are you wearing? Leo—Although you realize that dualism is philosophically flawed, you still insist on renouncing the pleasures of the flesh. Damnit, have some sex and a cigarette before it’s too late. Aquarius—Someone is talking about you right now in an obscure internet chat room. Pink Triangle—You’ve listened to RENT one too many times. You can’t actually kill anyone’s dog by playing Angel’s bongo solo in a loop for eight hours. Trust me, girlfriend. I’ve tried. Pisces—Bake a pecan pie for Leo. Trust me, Leo really needs it. Cancer—If you live in LA, you will see Calista Flockhart wolfing down Super Sized fries at McDonalds. If you don’t live in LA, move here right away. Virgo—I know you want it perfect, but you’re going to find that impossible today. Stock up on bubble bath and scented candles, and stay in tonight. Quinome—You finally find out where they have been hiding all this time. But the price you must pay is death. Jennifer Love Hewitt—You are a source of annoyance for millions. How do you feel about that? Taurus—Leave for lunch before noon, or else you’ll be dragged into somebody else’s problem, find the solution for them and then stand back as they take all the credit for it. (Hint: Aries.) Scorpio—You will have a vivid dream about someone or something, but this really represents your id, which you are probably keeping on a short leash. Hook up with Leo and indulge in some hot monkey love and pecan pie. Libra—Your fondest wish will come true within 48 hours. Sagittarius—Today is the perfect day to begin a novel or a comic strip about a character named “Petra.” With a little marketing savvy, fame and fortune can be yours. Libra—I
was kidding about that fondest wish thing. (Hey, lighten up, man.)
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What
I'm Reading:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (not much different, but different enough to make it fun to read). I'm getting ready to re-read The Copper Crown until my amazon order gets here.What I'm Writing: Working on the application, still.
Marvin Gardens yellow.Journal Quote of the Day: Let's have a moment.Random Tidbit: I talked to the cutest guy today when I was ordering something for my boss. He was from Minnesota and he kept saying these cute Fargo things like, "So, do you want anything else, then?” and “Real good, then” and “Yaaaah.” I had to smile the whole time I was on the phone with him.Days Until My Birthday: 17 |
