december two thousand four
12.22 haircute
12.20 glorified spam
12.15 shingo!
12.9 stuck at work

november two thousand four
11.30 the gamblers
11.12 walt disney world
11.11 AFI's top 100 movies

october two thousand four
10.29 stuff i don't have time to tell you about
10.19 grumpy smurf
10.4 but mostly pie

september two thousand four
9.30 welcome to the dollhouse
9.27 the reason
9.15 random babble
9.7 fire hazard

august two thousand four
8.25 bee week
8.24 love you! mean it!
8.17 i blame netflix
8.10 frog blog

july two thousand four
7.29 regular entry
7.27 portlandia
7.19 artsy interlude
7.14 low expectations
7.9 nyc
7.6 fourth of july

june two thousand four
6.30 so money
6.22 quality time
6.18 books, books, books
6.17 whatnot
6.14 just say no
6.2 bff

may two thousand four
5.3 desultory
5.3 monkey magic
5.3 my living room

april two thousand four
4.26 domestic developments
4.23 obsessions
4.12 shenanigans

march two thousand four
3.28 have fun, go mad
3.16 "books" and "pie"
3.15 goings on
3.2 cooking for dummies
3.1 gimmick, no reason for

february two thousand four
2.25 chill
2.23 holla!
2.9 not cool, either
2.5 not a grownup
2.2 only happy when it rains

january two thousand four
1.26 boring entry
1.23 reader mailbag
1.22 the trivial and the petty
1.20 the hype
1.9 retrospect
1.5 let me sum up

december two thousand three
12.19 into the internet
12.9 silver bells

november two thousand three
11.27 thanksgiving photo essay™
11.26 happy entry
11.18 train of thought
11.13 she's all that
11.10 i'm a nerd
11.7 items
11.5 off-kilter

october two thousand three
10.24 50 cents
10.22 damn it feels good to be a gangsta
10.10 all the hoopla
10.6 flicker

september two thousand three
9.23 fancypants
9.21 nap time
9.15 what its like
9.11 family ties
9.9 the flange plan
9.5 fewer sads
9.4 and how should i begin?

august two thousand three
8.28 vacation slides
8.27 i like vike
8.25 london calling
8.23 memorable
8.8 don't like the drugs
8.5 or else

july two thousand three
7.28 white water
7.23 muggy
7.18 other rewards
7.13 antidote
7.11 aargh!
7.7 ruptured spleen

june two thousand three
6.30 mostly about my boobs
6.27 the crumpets of self-awareness
6.25 cock photos
6.16 these are spirit fingers
6.11 where everybody knows your name
6.8 hi, adventure!
6.4 graduation barbie

may two thousand three
5.29 splurging
5.23 plan e
5.22 end of days
5.17 during
5.12 not like rocks
5.1 interruptus

april two thousand three
4.22 eight days a week
4.17 gimme some money
4.14 strange days
4.10 photo essay #2
4.4 photo essay #1
4.1 princes & frogs

march two thousand three
3.27 hummingbirds
3.24 living in mo-blivion
3.19 weekends are for suckers
3.14 poetry: a rebuttal
3.11 welcome to the hellmouth
3.8 brain flotsam
3.3 3/3/3

february two thousand three
2.28 cut loose
2.27 snake eyes
2.23 fumbling towards ecstasy
2.18 saturn says
2.16 more than words
2.11 all that cracks the sinews & cakes the brain
2.9 i just wanna bang on the drum all day
2.5 work it
2.3 my little buttercup

january two thousand three
1.31 done
1.26 james marsters is my boyfriend, and other stories
1.18 skiddoo
1.17 the minutia of life
1.12 tetherball
1.8 may i service you?
1.6 at sea
1.4 what year is it?

december two thousand two
12.19 things that happened
12.18 thirty
12.15 it was a dark and stormy weekend
12.11 affirmations
12.9 bye bye, birdie
12.5 playing the market
12.4 diva fever
12.1 you're soaking in it

november two thousand two
11.27 katie did
11.21 the process of processing
11.20 lie to me
11.18 what was i saying?
11.15 haters
11.14 how you doin?
11.10 normalcy
11.7 no thank you
11.3 the watermelon

october two thousand two
10.29 outside
10.28 a paper deferred
10.23 the great pumpkin
10.22 sisyphus
10.17 say hello to the girl that i am
10.16 atomic words
10.14 it whirs!
10.9 back to life
10.6 scrumtrelescence
10.3 craft
10.1 i have fifteen minutes

september two thousand two
9.27 as if you give a damn
9.26 in black & white
9.24 the same arrangement
9.22 they say it's your birthday
9.19 the booty on the bike
9.18 i am a sensitive artist
9.15 squeeze-ball entry
9.12 to all the boys i've loved before
9.10 insignificant woes
9.6 the $100 parakeet
9.4 britney & me
9.3 the naughty amish

august two thousand two
8.29 school bag in hand
8.26 stupidity is the best medicine
8.22 i've got a theory
8.19 unlikely as it may seem
8.14 c-o-o-l r-i-d-e-r
8.13 what aura?
8.11 this is Entry
8.7 multicolored pens, oh my soul
8.4 it all adds up
8.2 same as it ever was

july two thousand two
7.31 i am a child of the galaxy
7.30 the rainbow connection
7.25 sunny side up
7.21 dutch courage
7.18 confessional
7.15 tits!
7.11 overbooked
7.10 not about money
7.9 yumminesses
7.1 on honey honey

june two thousand two
6.26 the landed jentry
6.19 fugue in p minor
6.17 nice work, if you can get it
6.12 the body
6.11 i know a hawk from a handsaw
6.6 gimme a z
6.5 whatever words
6.4 rituals
6.1 smooshy car

may two thousand two
5.31 in which the universe harshes my mellow
5.30 frustration, all i ever wanted
5.27 mouth presshaaah?
5.21 we're all mad
5.18 get to... huh?
5.13 happiness is...
5.9 quick dispatch
5.8 nomaaaaaah
5.5 fun with hormones
5.2 knackered

april two thousand two
4.28 your what hurts?
4.24 definately maybe
4.17 hot stuff
4.15 insomnia
4.11 miss oblivious
4.10 it's 12:28
4.9 signs point to yes
4.7 pop quiz, hotshot
4.4 bedroom scene (art)
4.3 jam tomorrow, jam yesterday
4.2 s.w.l.f. (art)
4.1 viva las gaygas

march two thousand two
3.31 hamster on a wheel
3.25 a mo that loops the loop
3.23 your basic entry
3.21 ya-a-a-awn
3.20 twenty seven things
3.17 on writing
3.16 blood, sweat & tears
3.13 moite beurre pied
3.11 progressively more serious
3.10 best picture
3.9 not without my cream cheese
3.8 the inner slug
3.6 maybe it's me?
3.5 sisterhood
3.4 m.u.g. & p.m.s.
3.3 photo (yawn) tour
3.1 the shortest payday

february two thousand two
2.27 starbutts
2.24 horoscope
2.22 happy talk
mail for url hidden entry
2.18 dude, where's my dildo?
2.15 cookie?
2.14 vignettes
2.11 i didn't say it was an interesting story
2.9 the glory that is bicycling
2.8 my mojo
2.7 now we so happy
2.3 oh, my ass
2.1 marry, an entrye!

january two thousand two
1.30 hey that's my bike
1.27 revenge of the ants
1.23 mo in the mirror
1.22 a run-in with the fuzz
1.17 this is an ex noodle
1.16 la mostaza
1.15 this is vegas, sir
1.12 wax on, wax off
1.11 is this thing on?

december two thousand one
12.19 my wee vampire
12.18 bat boy lives
12.15 liquor + more liquor = poet
12.11 i think this one's mostly filler
12.7 too cool for school
12.3 conflation
12.2 this bulging river
12.1 what else?

november two thousand one
11.28 six kimonos
11.24 i'm a big dork
11.18 leonids
11.17 perfectly useless
11.14 moville
11.13 the shifting you
11.12 nothingness
11.6 perfect for entertaining
11.5 delicious crimson head
11.1 freaky, squeaky & moniquey

october two thousand one
10.29 gallows humor
10.26 developments
10.21 visions and revisions
10.17 brain surge
10.11 bad carma
10.7 guest danglage
10.3 out of it

september two thousand one
9.27 strawberry milkshake
9.21 an overshare
9.17 sigh
9.11 september 11, 2001
9.10 professor mo
9.7 into the groove
9.4 immersion
9.2 touchy-feely
9.1 the flip side

august two thousand one
8.30 a ridiculous amount of self esteem
8.28 the desk
8.26 peculiar birds
8.23 some pictures
8.22 state of the poet address
8.20 mollage
8.19 level five
8.11 bits and mopieces
8.9 my head hurts
8.8 poetry, prose & cons
8.5 life, with a shot of vanilla
8.4 a little uneven
8.1 way too august

july two thousand one
7.31 phoebe and stupid
7.30 animal planet
7.28 tour de dvd
7.27 hypothetical quitting
7.26 poor mo pie
7.24 voltaire's nose
7.21 high on life
7.20 eek! frappuccino!
7.18 dullsville
7.16 saucy, jack
7.12 the mothership
7.11 out of character
7.8 miss misanthropy
7.3 sad day
7.1 two years

Entries from July 1, 2000 through July 1, 2001 are located here.
Entries from July 1, 1999 through July 1, 2000 are located, in a hit or miss sort of way, here.