Even though Little Buffy is gone, plans are moving ahead for the shotgun wedding of Xeney and stee. And we all know what that means-- a bachelor party!

The best man, stee's best friend, Mr. T, is the host of the party, which is taking place at the Celeb house.

I love you, man. Sniff.

The boys hire a stripper. You can see stee standing right in front, ready to be rubbed up against or whatever. The other party attendees in this photo are: (L-R) Tim, Mr. T., Colonel Sanders, Jim Morrison, Darth Vader, Nels Gay and Josh.

Wait, Colonel Sanders and Jim Morrison at the same party? Now I've seen everything.

Candy lays one on Josh.

Yeah, he has that effect on all the girls.

Hearing rumors of a real wild bash, Drew Carey shows up!

Hey. I hear you got a stripper here....

Jen and Josh seem to have had some kind of falling out. I think Jen got jealous of Candy, then Josh got jealous of Drew Carey, and it all escalated from there.

And I hate that bikini!

You know how these things go. First there was drinking, and then there was more drinking and then, of course, homoeroticism. In this next shot, Greyson and Colonel Sanders dance by the buffet table. I had nothing to do with this, believe it or not.

I hear a rumor you're finger lickin' good...

The party was capped off when Jim Morrison peed on the floor. You know what they say. If Jim Morrison's urine ain't involved, it ain't a party.

"Shit. Hey Josh, get the mop. Jim peed on the floor again."

Meanwhile, back at the Journaler house, Xeney is having her own pre-wedding fest of debauchery.

Here, Xeney's party guests get right down to business and hire Buck Naked. That's (front row) Buffy, Corina, Kim, Jen and Glue Girl, and (back row) Xeney, Mar, Eleanor, Moeyweather and Kelli Hooters (another new neighbor).

That's right, girls. The line for my hot package starts to the left.

Xeney and Faith get down on the dance floor. Well, Xeney gets down, and Faith just stands there like a... well, like a zombie.

Don't you even do the Monster Mash?

The girls chipped in to buy Xeney a large gold cupid lamp. Whose bright idea was that?

Well, maybe stee will get a hammer...

Once Buck Naked was done with his act, stee came home, and he brought Drew Carey with him. That's Heath Ledger (a new neighbor) hitting on Corina in the background.

I don't date men in tights.

Stee also brought Candy over. Here, the girls (and Drew Carey, and Buck Naked) enjoy Candy's performance. Charlotte and krystyn have also turned up for this.

We like all kinds of strippers! More strippers!

Xeney was none too thrilled about her man arriving at the house with a stripper. She was forced to give him a stern talking to.

You little bitch!

But communication is the key, because it wasn't long before Xeney was comforting stee with reassuring words of love.

Yes, I'll still have sex with you in the empty stripper cake...

And in the midst of the wild party (which will no doubt carry on long into the night) Xeney and stee share a sweet, tender kiss.

True simulated love, at last!