Well, Moey Weather and Darth Darkside are still together. In fact...

"Will you be my wickedly sexy, gloriously evil husband?"

The wedding took place instantaneously, which meant that the only people around were the caterer (who recently got his minister credentials on the internet), Bruce Ducky who acted as best man, and the, uh, "maid" of honor.

(Thank you! I'll be here all week.)

"Hey, maid, after we're done, you can go clean the toilet of honor."

Next we check in with the Darkside family. Another romance has sprung up between Spike Darkside and another Sim. This time it's our very own green-skinned zombie, Faith.

"Your green skin is bloody hot, Slayer..."

I mean, I think Spike's a sex god, but in the pink Speedo? Not so much. I guess that old saying is true: monsters can't be choosers. Anyway, after he planted one on her, Faith immediately passed out.

Well, wouldn't you?

And what do you get when you cross a vampire and a zombie? In this case: Hieronymus Darkside, a bouncing baby... well, something.

Welcome to the family, Hieronymus! I'm sure your life here (or undeadness, in your case) will be, at the very least, deeply confusing.

And finally, Colonel Sanders has started his own rock band: the Colonel Sanders Experience. Featuring the hit songs "Funky (Fried) Chicken" and "Mmm Bok."

It didn't take long before the Celeb family set up a stage in their backyard and played their first concert to a not-quite-capacity crowd. Mr. T plays lead guitar, Jen's on drums, and Josh plays bass.

"If you wanna eat with me... baby there's a price to pay... I make chicken in a bucket... gotta fry it the right way..."

Here, Josh does his famous Tufnel-esque guitar solo while members of the crowd eat cake. Check out Probst the videographer!

"Like a chicken... plucked for the very first time..."

The crowd enjoyed the collection of hits. In fact, they were called out to do three encores...

"I know that we just ate it all, and it ain't no lie... That's why I've gotta fry some more, baby, fry fry fry...