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Some of the Sims have become entrepreneurs.

With the money that Darth Darkside-Ducky brought to the family when he married Moeyweather, he helped Bruce Ducky realize a lifelong dream. Welcome to...


...the Ducky-Tiki Homo Disco (and Karaoke Bar)!

The Ducky-Tiki Homo Disco (and Karaoke Bar) boasts amenities including a dance floor...


Moeyweather and Probst (the first Ducky-Tiki patron) boogie down

Two karaoke stations...


"No, I don't want your number..." "No, I don't wanna give you mine..."

The coolest, gayest bathroom ever...


Not shown: all the head being given in the stalls

And a full bar.


Bruce mixes up some Mai Tais, while Jen (inexplicably sans coconut bra) serves chicken strips.

And of course, what gay disco would be complete without a rug in the shape of a fish?


It sure is!

Yes, there's always a tune to croon here at the D.T.H.D.(A.K.B.). Sometimes, the patrons need a little encouragement...


"Come on, Probst.," says Bruce. "It's Showtune time!"

...but it isn't long before they're singing their hearts out. Even if the audience thinks your song sounds "crappy"...


"I Feel Pretty, and Witty, and Gaaaaaay...."

... as long as you're having fun, we're happy. So remember our extremely long, pseudo-rhyming motto: You Too Can Be a Flaming Star at the Ducky-Tiki Homo Disco (and Karaoke Bar)!

And finally, another new family has moved to the 'hood: Ash, Abby and Lucy Hollywood.


"We are waaaay too cool for this place..."

They immediately bought two vending machines. No fridge, no stove. Two vending machines.


Breakfast: Twinkies and Pepsi. Dinner: Pepsi and Twinkies...

The word on the street is that they're in town to make a movie of some kind (and lord knows there are plenty of celebrities in the neighborhood hoping to be cast). Lucy's the cinematographer, Ash is the producer, and Abby's going to direct.


"Doesn't Heath Ledger live around here?" "Yeah, but I think the most we can afford is John Ritter."

Will the Hollywood family do a remake of Titanic, starring Mr. T and Brad Pitt? Will the Homo Disco actually get Homo in any way whatsoever? Stay tuned!


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