Moey and Darth, those adorable newlyweds, decided to take a trip to downtown Simsville. Their very first trip, actually-- it's almost like it never even existed before. Weird.

Their first stop was the local hot dog cart.

I'd like an eight inch wiener, please.

Still hungry after splitting the wiener, they decided to have a romantic picnic in the park.

Would you like some three-cream brie, my evil darling?

Between the warm breeze, the chirping birds, the cherry trees, the helmet and the brie, it wasn't long before Moey did what any red-blooded Sim would do: she jumped her husband's bones right there in the park.

The only part I hate is trying to fit my tongue through this breathing hole...

After getting each other all riled up, they headed to the nearby arcade. And who was hanging out there? Why, Darth's old roommate, Spike Darkside. Unfortunately for Darth, the attraction between Moey and Spike was immediate and obvious.

Oh, Spike. I hear you are even more evil than my husband, what's-his-name...

Things quickly escalated when Spike began flirting, and Moey got all hot and bothered.

You know, I have an eight inch wiener too...

And just like that, the honeymoon was over. Darth took his wife back home before she could find out what Spike had in his leather pants.

We are never leaving this house again! From now on, it's the love tub or nothing!

I wonder if Moey will take this lying down? And if so, in whose bed she'll be lying?

Meanwhile, guess who else has moved into the neighborhood? Of course, it's Rupert Giles. Here he is in his cozy library nook, perusing the latest edition of Demonology for Dummies.

Demons disguised as potatoes? How fascinating!

And here he is in his darling little British jammies, playing Free Bird.

Of course. It's the only bloody song I know.

And here, eating fish and chips all alone. Poor, lonely Rupert!

Oh bloody hell, I'm bored.

Fortunately, while out browsing the local boutiques, he ran into Dorothy and Buffy. Well, here you see him walking right past them, but he did go up and talk to them eventually.

Perhaps I'll chat them up after they step away from the bikinis...

Dorothy immediately headed for Tanzania with her new bikini, but Buffy agreed to stop by Rupert's apartment for a bit.

I'm so pissed I didn't get a part in that Bobby Fischer movie shooting next door...

Before she left, Buffy took a dip in Rupert's new tub.

Do you think a heart-shaped tub is really dignified, Rupert?

Rupert's next visitor was that scoundrel Spike.

Would you like to see the portrait of my great-great-grandfather Napoleon Giles?

Rupert invited him into the tub as well, but Spike didn't bring a bathing suit...

I'll wait until he turns around, and then I'll give him an eyeful.

Does Spike have designs on Moey, Rupert, or both? Are Darth and Moey heading for a divorce? What wacky shenanigans are planned for Rupert's housewarming party? And what's going on in the rest of the neighborhood? Stay tuned!