Rupert Giles, the newest Sim in the neighborhood, has thrown himself a housewarming party. After deciding he hates the caterer...

Buffy, I hate the caterer.

...he decides to barbecue instead.

Lucy, you may want to avoid that punch. I think Spike, er, spiked it.

As the party is winding down, Spike decides to get all domestic and does the dishes.

I may eat people, but that's no excuse for spotty plates.

In the meantime, Rupert invites Mr. T into his hot tub. Which is fine until he decides he wants to try and lather him up.

Good lord, what big gold chains you have.

Of course, Mr. T. socked Rupert right in the jaw. Because he's Mr. T, and he is all about the pussy.

And don't you forget it, fool!

Later on, Giles had a bit more success with Mo Pie. I'm not sure what's going on, but it seems to be making Kate Winslet jealous.

Oh, Kate. Aren't you used to this by now?

In the meantime, in the Winslet-Pie House of Sluttery, Tim has finally come back from the Peace Cult commune. And Mo Pie and Tim are falling in love all over again.

Kissing under the mistletoe...

"Mistletoe in February?" "Shut up and kiss me."

Kissing in the bedroom...

"I think the maid is in the room..." "Shut up and kiss me."

Kissing in the hot tub...

"Would you like to try the waterproof lube?" "Shut up and... oh no, wait, that would be lovely."

While Kate Winslet plays Donkey Kong in the living room.

Maybe if I turn up the volume on this thing, it will drown out the moaning...

After the multiple orgasms, Mo Pie immediately heads (I bet she does) to the Donkey Kong machine to appease Kate.

Why can't we just have an orgy and get it over with?

While Tim heads back to the hot tub, this time with Russell. This hardly seems sanitary.

Wanna feel my hot jet, baby?

Will Rupert find true love? Will the Pie-Winslet-Crowes have their orgy ever? Will anyone remember to feed the children? Stay tuned!