There's still trouble in paradise. Newlyweds Darth and Moey have been having so many issues, by now they have a whole subscription.

"I told you to get the STRAWBERRY edible panties, not the blueberry ones!"

Needing to get away from the house (and the constant noise emanating from the Ducky-Tiki Homo Disco) Moey heads next door to drop in on new neighbor Rupert Giles. Josh is already there, and Moey and Rupert immediately bond over a mutual dislike of him.

"Never mind the hair, what's with the mesh shirt?"

Rupert is quite taken with the lovely Moey (well, who wouldn't be) and invites her out to dinner for Valentine's Day. In a fit of pique towards husband Darth, she accepts. Rupert immediately runs out to buy a new suit for the occasion.

"Cheers, Moey. Care for a shag?"

When Moey arrives, Rupert presents her with a token of his affection: a heart-shaped box of chocolates. This turns out to be a misstep, since Moey is reminded of last Valentine's day, when Darth gave her the still-beating heart of one of those pesky rebels.

"So it doesn't pulsate, then?"

Rupert takes Moey downtown, to his favorite restaurant, Captain Trips Fish & Chips, where they order a delightful meal.

"I definitely don't recommend the Salmonella Schooner..."

The couple at the next table turns out to be Jen Celeb and.. Morgan Freeman?

"I actually own the restaurant. They call me Captain Morgan."

After dessert (and a round of footsie under the table-- really!) Rupert takes Moey to the bar and regales her with tales of his manly exploits.

"And then I stabbed the Yurtziv demon with my large sword."

Which apparently is the key to winning Moey's heart.

"Oh, Rupert, talk about stabbing some more!"

Rupert takes Moey to a romantic little spot, cuddles up next to her on the swing, and promptly propositions her.

"Care to come back to my place for a spot of tea and a snog?"

Moey, overwhelmed by the romantic evening she and Rupert have just shared, and possibly a little bit turned on by the accent, says, basically, "Hells yes!" And before you can say death star, Moey and Rupert are back at his place, making out madly in the love tub.

"Mmmmm."

Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy yourselves, Moey and Rupert...

...because in the next entry, it all goes to hell.