Giles asks her over, for dinner at eight
He gets out the turkey, and the paper plates

But she's blowing Darth, so she's three hours late
That's why Moey is a tramp

Likes to play mind games; when she finally shows
She brings him some flowers (daisies and a rose)

Won't say she is married, but she'll take off her clothes!
That's why Moey is a tramp

She loves swinging, any way that she can

Goes from man to man

She's a cheat, but it's ok...

She invites Giles over-- to use her love tub?
But Darth sees him coming (from behind the shrub)

He starts poking Rupert, says "That's my wife, bub!"
And that's why Moey is a tramp

Now Rupert has found out-- she fucked with his head
And he promises Darth he'll stay out of her bed

Then he goes back home, finds his goldfish are dead

That's why Moey

That's why Moey

That's why Moey is a tramp!