And the love is gone, people. The love is gone.

And as the music swelled and the violins played, Moey Weather marched right over to Rupert's house. He was in his new trophy room, looking at the portraits of his great-grandparents, war hero General Wentworth Giles and his wife, former torch singer Gigi Giles. Moey let herself into the house (she still had his key, from all the love trysts they used to have) presented Rupert with a diamond ring and asked him on the spot to forgive her and take her back.

I never stopped loving you, my darling little tramp!

What a sucker.

Anyway, so they get married without any further ado-- apparently, divorce isn't much of a legal issue among the Simulated.

I, Moey, take you, Rupert, for better or... no, mostly for better. You've got plenty of disposable income, right?

It isn't long before the fighting starts. Apparently, Rupert has a wildly jealous streak. Who knew?

And that's another thing! If you call me "Darth" in bed one more time...

After this fight, he makes Moey sleep on the couch alone. And here I thought he was so lonely! Banishing her to the couch, of all the indignities!

The smell of this leather couch reminds me of games Darth and I used to play... I was a naughty princess from Oberon, and he was an evil overlord of the Galactic Federation... oh, where did we go wrong?

That cathartic cry on the couch woke her up to the fact that she has to stop fantasizing about her ex-husband-- she has to commit to Rupert with her whole heart.

So, Moey goes shopping at the local Frederick's of Hollywood and picks herself up a black little number. She surprises Rupert with a saucy back massage.

I'd bake you cookies, except I don't cook. How about some sex?

He turns around, looks into the beautiful eyes of his wife, and falls madly in love all over again. Moey responds by... rubbing her stomach? Okay, Moey.

I'm hungry for looooove.

Soon enough, they are pawing each other madly, buying a heart-shaped love bed, and planning an addition to the house that involves a love bed, a love swing, and a love tub, among other things. That Moey-- she's a one-man woman, at heart. And still a tramp.

Oh, Rupert. And I know a perfect spot for the video camera....